I’ve always said that if you want any Sh*t out of Perry, just squeeze his neck. And, apparently, Perry has plenty to spare because his campaign trail is so littered, it’s impossible to wade through the enormous piles of manure he leaves behind at every stop. FORGET THE BOOTS, SAVE THE WATCHES! It’s getting deep around here.
If you’re from Texas, you already know that Rick Perry is crazy. So crazy, in fact, he’s often referred to as Straight Jacket Perry. A glimpse into that empty pea brain of his reveals that, not only is this man one brick shy of a load, he is 100% certifiable. Here’s PROOF. Just take a peek at the whopper ideas that made the Think Progress Top 10 Weird List:
— 10. Social Security Is Evil.
—9. Conscription and Wartime Price Controls.
— 8.Medicare is Too Expensive .
— 7. All Bank Regulation Is Unconstitutional.
— 6. Consumer Financial Protection Is Unconstitutional.
— 5. Almost Everything Is Unconstitutional.
— 4. Federal Education Policy Is Unconstitutional.
— 3. Al Gore Is Part Of A Conspiracy To Deny The Existence Of Global Cooling.
— 2. Activist Judges Are a Problem.
—1. The Civil War Was Caused By Slaveowners Trampling On Northern States’ Rights.